FAQ

How did you choose your anonymous names?

I tried to think of alternative names that I could see them being, or that we considered when they were born. Mine and my husbands were very hard … and I’m pretty sure I didn’t get our alter egos right.

Will you ever out yourself?

Everyone comes out of the closet eventually, right?

What nationality are you?

What nationality aren’t I!

What’s something you thought you’d never get "into" with your children?

Unfortunately, the answer to this one is picking their noses. Yeah. What’s that about? That's what I'm thinking when I write this answer, but there’s something about seeing a little, glistening greenish-brown gem in their noses that makes me just want to go in until the job is done. Seriously, they need clean noses, right?!? I promise not to do this in public.

What’s something you thought you’d never enjoy with your husband?

Uh, well I certainly don’t pick his nose, or his ears or anything else. Now that's just grose!

How many tattoos do you have?

2. I’d wanted more at one time, but made a promise and you know how those go.

Why are all the plants in your house dying?

I’m staging a revolt again the gnats that came with a new one, and reproduced for no reason other than to reproduce. I figure if I don’t water the plants, the gnats will die… right?

Where are you going with this blog? Is it serious or entertainment?

I have no idea where I’m going with it. It will be both, and maybe just seriously entertaining… okay, I’m definitely not a comedian.

What’s the most pathetic show you watch?

I can’t tell you that. It would completely change your perception of me…okay, maybe later, when we get to know each other better.